puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

THAT’S JOSH PECK.

AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?

A BOOB.

JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

(Source: notmattsmith, via orgasm)

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
Anonymous: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

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