you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
THAT’S JOSH PECK.
AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?
JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.
(Source: notmattsmith, via orgasm)
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
Anonymous: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad